Our friends over at Rachel Inc. are always sending us these emails: Jenny Balls is doing this, Jenny Balls is doing that. Mostly, “this” or “that” is loosely translated to “bringing her boobs out at a party/in a magazine/etc.” Which, you know, is a good thing to know about, I guess. But lately, we’ve noticed a turn in the tide of Balls, as Rachel Inc. have basically turned Jenny into their very own hipster Jonbenet Ramsey. Not content to get her signed up as a Colt 45 Poster Girl ó whaaa? ó†AND entered her into the “Oil Wrestling Championship of Philadelphia,” but now they’ve got her signed up to compete for the title of Miss New Jersey Tomato. It’s that last one that kind of gives us the warm and fuzzies. Which quickly turn into sploshing fantasies. Tomato, tohmahtoe, we say.
Rachel Inc.: Balls To The Wall [third item]
Related: NJ Tomato Festival
[Photo courtesy Philth.]

This entry was posted on Friday, August 19th, 2005 at 8:33 am.