Monday Morning (G)Rumblings: My New Bullshit Technique Is Unstoppable
>>> Lil’ Ricky Santorum: Bedazzled!
>>> Everybody’s favorite bisexual quipper ó and frequent subject of some of the worst public art in the world ó gets a tercentenary. Turr-sennn-ten-uh-ree.
>>> Baby, I know we hardly know each other and all, but I really wanna push my phone right up into your Comcast. Is that too forward? It’s just that I feel so much for you.
