Friday
>>>Those ubiquitous cuties And Dim Sum take over Silk City with the Cootie Shot tonight, with a special performance from Yah Mos Def, rapper dudes who used to listen to Ignition. Hardcore for the hardcore, right?
>>>Philadelphia Eddie’s Tattoo Arts Convention starts tonight. Of course nothing beats our friend Sharkey’s bad tattoo idea/mindfuckñña pizza slice eating a slice of pizzaññbut I’m sure there’ll be at least a few tattoo trainwrecks. Plus, tonight the convention hosts midget wrestling.
Saturday
>>> Alec Ounsworth, front dude for Pitchfork’s latest masturbatory fodder Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, plays a solo set at Big Jar Books. 8pm.
>>>Exhibiting extraordinarily poor taste in their name choice, Club 1214 presents “The Good Kind of Cancer” a big ol’ birfday partay for Cancers at The Khyber. Cancers, if you were wondering,
like to be at their home, and enjoy large families. You seem unsociable to some people, but you enjoy chatting and gossiping as much as anyone else. You tend to day-dream very often and can be found in a state of fantasy. You enjoy art, writing, and drama, but acting may not be a good career for you because of your tendency to Overact. Cancer is the sign most likely to believe in the zodiac, as well as other psychic happenings. You make a loyal friend and also very patriotic.
Oh wow. Um, sounds like…fun.
>>> Brian Posehn is the mammoth-sized dork from Mr. Show. Patton Oswalt is the fat guy on VH-1’s Best Week Ever. For a while, Philebrity was thinking about pitching a show to CN8 called “Fuck You, I’m From Fishtown.” On it, we’d discuss all the events of the previous week ññ who spun at Johnny Brenda’s, how frequently we ran into our exes, etc. It was going to be a lot like Best Week Ever. But real specific to Philly. But then we’d also have people call in, like on It’s Your Call With Lynn Doyle. But instead of answering questions politely in a vague Northeast accent like Lynn does, every time someone would call, we’d either give them tickets to an R5 show, or simply shout into our tie clip microphones, “FUCK YOU! I’M FROM FISHTOWN!” This show is obviously still in development, so until then, if you like the laughter like we like the rain, you can go see Oswalt, Posehn and some other brickwall nobody here.
Sunday
>>>Hey man, get your vegan rice and beans on and enjoy Tritone’s gravel pit of a backyard while listening to Lex and Steve do that Soul Sunday thing.
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Friday
>>>Those ubiquitous cuties And Dim Sum take over Silk City with the Cootie Shot tonight, with a special performance from Yah Mos Def, rapper dudes who used to listen to Ignition. Hardcore for the hardcore, right?
>>>Philadelphia Eddie’s Tattoo Arts Convention starts tonight. Of course nothing beats our friend Sharkey’s bad tattoo idea/mindfuckñña pizza slice eating a slice of pizzaññbut I’m sure there’ll be at least a few tattoo trainwrecks. Plus, tonight the convention hosts midget wrestling.
Saturday
>>> Alec Ounsworth, front dude for Pitchfork’s latest masturbatory fodder Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, plays a solo set at Big Jar Books. 8pm.
>>>Exhibiting extraordinarily poor taste in their name choice, Club 1214 presents “The Good Kind of Cancer” a big ol’ birfday partay for Cancers. Cancers, if you were wondering,
like to be at their home, and enjoy large families. You seem unsociable to some people, but you enjoy chatting and gossiping as much as anyone else. You tend to day-dream very often and can be found in a state of fantasy. You enjoy art, writing, and drama, but acting may not be a good career for you because of your tendency to Overact. Cancer is the sign most likely to believe in the zodiac, as well as other psychic happenings. You make a loyal friend and also very patriotic.
Oh wow. Um, sounds like…fun.
>>>>>> Brian Posehn is the mammoth-sized dork from Mr. Show. Patton Oswalt is the fat guy on VH-1’s Best Week Ever. For a while, Philebrity was thinking about pitching a show to CN8 called “Fuck You, I’m From Fishtown.” On it, we’d discuss all the events of the previous week ññ who spun at Johnny Brenda’s, how frequently we ran into our exes, etc. It was going to be a lot like Best Week Ever. But real specific to Philly. But then we’d also have people call in, like on It’s Your Call With Lynn Doyle. But instead of answering questions politely in a vague Northeast accent like Lynn does, every time someone would call, we’d either give them tickets to an R5 show, or simply shout into our tie clip microphones, “FUCK YOU! I’M FROM FISHTOWN!” This show is obviously still in development, so until then, if you like the laughter like we like the rain, you can go see Oswalt, Posehn and some other brickwall nobody here.
Sunday
>>>Hey man, get your vegan rice and beans on and enjoy Tritone’s gravel pit of a backyard while listening to Lex and Steve do that Soul Sunday thing.
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