Valania Explains Why He Only Listens To Five New Records A Year
Being able to make both the Boss and M.I.A. compute, I have a much bigger pillow to dream on. That’s the Third Way between the specious ultimatum: American Idol or Nick Hornby-which side are you on?
I play the ends against the middle. I get off on the shock of the new, but I don’t think that excuses you from doing your homework. There are more gigabytes to heaven and earth, Virginia, than is dreamt of on your iPod.
These and other mysteries revealed in Philadelphia Weekly’s psuedo-clever-pants new “expanded” music section. Yawn. Will you pass the Grape Nuts, please? Yeah, and you might as well pass over those well-thumbed old issues of Q while you’re at it.
