For weeks now ó†evil, hot, sweat-smeared and joyless weeks at that, mind you ó The Philebrity R&D Team has been scanning the city’s every nook and cranny, surveying pools far and wide to figure out just how we can make the hot hot hurty stop. After nearly getting shot twice, arrested once and chased with a pitchfork out of Old Man Johnson’s Swim-N-Hole, the thought finally occured to us: Wait, aren’t there pools all over the city that anyone can go to for free? Oh, shit, there are! And they usually have adult swims from 5 to 7, and nobody goes! So without further ado, we invite you to join Philebrity Pool Gang. The Gang’s first meetup is this Thursday. Here’s how it works:
1. Go sign up to be our MySpace buddy.
2. At noon on Thursday, we’ll announce on Myspace which city pool adult swim the Philebrity Pool Gang is meeting later that day, from 5 to 7pm, right after work. (Bring your swimsuit and make sure it’s in accordance with city pool regulations: no cutoffs, etc.).
3. Meet up at the top secret location and cool off!
Fun, right? We’re really excited about this. Think of it this way: If you’re not going to go out and get something out of those City Wage Tax dollars, we’re going to do it for you. Thursday’s forecast? 90 degrees, sunny, and hot as hades. Philebrity Pool Gang: Shhh, It’s A Secret.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 at 4:15 pm.