Santorum’s PR Flack: Gay, And Loving Hating Every Minute Of It
Well, knock us over with a self-hating feather! Robert Traynham, Director of Communications for Captain Fetus, I mean, United States Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) is out out out!
When asked how a gay man could speak for one of the nation’s most notorious homophobes, Traynham, left, protested that has “been with the Senator for eight years.” Traynham went on to say “Senator Santorum is a man of principle, he is a man who sticks up for what he believes in, I strongly do support Senator Santorum.”
When pressed on whether he supported the Senator’s stands on lesbian and gay issues, Mr. Traynham abruptly ended the phone call by saying “Senator Santorum is a family man. I have been with Senator Santorum for eight years and I am very proud to be with him.”
And then dude hung up. I mean, what else could he do?
PageOneQ: Stand By Your Man
Wonkette: Santorum Knows A Gay!
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