See this dude? That’s Liam Dillinger Escape Plan, and really, he is as sweet as dudes come. All summer long ó and all winter long, too ó we cold kicked it with this guy. That is, whenever he’s not on tour. There’s a few things we have never quite understood about Liam, though. One is how he’s so damn chill and yet his band makes the most angry, anuerysm-inducing music we’ve ever heard. Especially ‘cos whenever we call or IM the dude, he’s all like, “Yooo, what’s up? I’m in my room practicing Jaco Pastorius riffs.” And we’re like, well, do you wanna come over and eat? We’re making chili! And that’s the other thing we don’t understand ó Liam doesn’t eat meat. Loooooves him some pussy, but no meat not ever no how no way not even anything that passed through an animal nuh-uh absolutely not. He says that his style of meat-deprivation is called veganism, which we thought was just some nonsense he heard from one of those West Philly kids that are always jocking him. But then we look in City Paper this morning, and we’re like, holy shit! There’s Liam! And apparently, this whole “vegan” thing checks out! Well, goddamn! Oh, and now it all makes sense: He’s in the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Contest! Oh, man, this is rich! And seriously, Liam: Big props on finding a way to pull chicks that we didn’t even think existed. Next level, dawg.
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This entry was posted on Thursday, July 7th, 2005 at 11:37 am.