Friday:
>>> Perhaps the ballpeen hammers we’ve been using to lodge it into your head already haven’t been doing the job. Then we will spell it out: Alec Ounsworth of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah/Feathers/Viking Moses at the Kensington South Forum. Scroll below for details.
>>> Space 1026 drops its gigundamoundus group show tonight. Extra points if you can spot designers from Urban Outfitters in the crowd ripping the whole fucking thing off wholesale.
Saturday:
>>> Tune into Philebrity for expanded coverage ALL DAY LONG of something called Live 8 or something??? In a sea of media coverage that will be sure to focus on all kinds of bullshit about “the giving nature of American people,” you can be sure to count on us for up-to-the-minute reports on how fat the crowd is, how lame the entertainers are, and which newscasters do not actually wear pants.
>>> Otherwise, avoid Center City like the goddamn plague, dude. You have a grill, right? Use it.
Sunday:
>>> Scooter rallies: They’re not just for psuedo-rockabilly boys with latent-but-unspoken homosexual tendencies anymore! At ID5 ó dig the minimalist mod moniker ó there are way too many doings to list, so just go to a
Hostile City Scooter Club for the complete suss, and be sure to peep the info for the block party at Skytop Scooters. as well as the related dance parties at Silk City and The Khyber, respectively, on the two nights previous. Whoa, that’s a LOT of freakbeat.
>>> And don’t forget to drop by Socket with The Redden Twins and Jonny Makeup (of VIP), also at Silk City. This week’s guest DJs: Juan Kirkland (Banannas) and Philly expat Brett Burton (ex-Inflatable Men, Aktion NYC).
Monday:
>>> Celebrate America far from the maddening hokum of Welcome America: Roll a fatty with the parking tickets you got over the weekend, and then go watch the breeders beat their kids at the Delaware Avenue Target. This land really is your land.

This entry was posted on Friday, July 1st, 2005 at 3:41 pm.