PhillyMode.com: For When Philly Style Is Too Classy
Take a look at these dudes. You wouldn’t know it, but they’re athletes. (Tell the truth, though: Kyle Korver totally looks like the slightly less attractive porn version of Ashton Kutcher. I always wonder about people who look so much like other celebrities that looking like a specific celebrity just totally wrecks their whole life, until finally they give up and just, like, start dating exclusively people who are obsessed with the celebrity they happen to look like. Like if you looked a whole lot like Giovanni Ribisi, for instance. And you just got so totally sick of people telling you, that you finally just gave up and said, “OK, fuck this. I’m only going to date chicks or dudes who are obsessed with Giovanni Ribisi, but you know what? I’m going to be the worst boyfriend ever.”) ANYWAY, these dudes are partying! At a party with models! Oh, but wait, that party is “UPN America’s Next Top Model and Greer Lange Talent Agency host Philly’s Top Model Search.” If there was a sound made when boners go soft, that is the sound you would be hearing now. Just a morsel of the fun offered by PhillyMode.com. It’s like Depeche Mode, just less… depeche.
