“Let’s See, You Say Ninjas Killed Your Family And You’re Looking For Something Spacious And With Lots Of Pigeons? Well, Sir, Today Is Your Lucky Day!”
Please rise and all hail The Daily News Stinkmeister. Oh, and here’s his handy travel guide!
Campground: Bed-and-Bladder Inn
Location: I-676 cloverleaf between Vine and Callowhill, 15th and 16th. Just follow the trails of trash and empty 40-ounce malt-liquor bottles. Stinkmeister did.
Accommodations: Nestled on the rolling hills of the fenced access ramps, dozens of campers occupy sleep sites above the traffic. Deluxe accommodations under thick stands of pine and deciduous trees offer shade on even the harshest UV days: two big tents, two Beautyrest Cameo Firm double mattresses, one Hobbit-house inside a dense leafy bush.
Facilities: Meadow of tall grasses and wildflowers for semi-private relief, except during cloverleaf rush-hour traffic jams.
Watch-Your-Step Wilderness Trail: Sparrows, songbirds and - surprise! - a resident covey of doves.
The words just aren’t coming. Wow.
DN: “It’s Kinda Like The W, Except You Can Take A Shit Wherever You Like”
