Hey kids, Captain Freeshit is here, ready and eager to buy your affection, much like a newly sober Weekend Dad desperately trying to appease his own guilt. Would you like to be set up on a dream date with one or all of the lovely ladies of Electrelane? Yeah? So would we. We’d also like to spend our day brushing the mane of our golden unicorn, but it’s not gonna happen. However, we can offer two free tickets to the Electrelane Show at The Khyber this Saturday. They are touring in support of their fantastica new album Axes, produced by none other than Steve Albini.

Anyhoo, write to us at promos@philebrity.com and tell us why we should pick you to go to the show. Like some douchebaggy ad exec on Madison Avenue would say, “don’t sell me the steak, sell me the sizzle.” The best/funniest/most blatent display of hubris wins the tickets. How will judge this? By methods that are 1,000 percent scientific, of course! Beakers will bubble. Test tubes will be examined with the furrowed brow of an old guy in a lab coat. Hyper interns will run around carrying clipboards. Maybe some litmus paper will make a guest appearance. Who the fuck knows? The winner will be announced on Friday, so get to it!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 at 2:48 pm.