If he doesn’t start spending more time blogging and less time grooming his goatee, Daniel Rubin just might find himself ousted out of his Captain Obvious position.
In the Inky’s staunchly hard-hitting investigative tradition, writer Kristin A. Graham delivers this one-two punch:

1. People on vacation at the Jersey Shore like to eat. A lot.
2. Living off a weeklong diet of salt water taffy, fudge, and pizza just might not be the most healthy option.

Now if we could only get Kristin to remind us to tie our shoes and cut our meat, we’d be set.
Inky: Fuck Nutrition. Tapeworms Gotta Eat Too.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 at 9:33 am.