In an earnest attempt at actual snark, Daniel “Five Freakin Years Behind” Rubin delivers a missive on cell phone usage that must have been picked up off the cutting room floor of an episode of A & E’s Evening At The Improv. However the real attraction of this post is in the “comments” section which features a long, meandering anecdote about U2, some mildly chuckle-inducing verbal fisticuffs, and a finale where Rubin’s post was called out as being a second rate imitation of a Billy Crystal routine.

Billy Crystal. That might just be worse than hearing, “You know, that kind of reminds of this essay by Erma Bombeck…”

Blinq: How Come They Call It A Driveway? You Don’t Drive On It!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 at 10:10 am.