Nothing Says “Histrionic Frenzy” Quite Like Caps Lock.
Every once in awhile, between the Missed Connections and the occasional plea for a roommate/fuckbuddy, Craigslist offers up something truly, truly confounding. Namely, this.
We’re not sure what exactly it is that appeals to us, between the mild incoherence, overt sense of urgency/desperation, and cryptic reference to Philly Style. The only way to out the source of this manic cry for help is to tune into The Dr. Phil Show on the 20th.
Frankly, that may be too drastic a measure, even for us.








