We here at Philebrity are stumped. Some of us think this is a passage from some erotic Xena The Warrior Princess fan fiction. Others disagree, arguing that these are the liner notes from a forgotten P.O.D. album. Either way, there’s one thing we can agree on, this plea for the bad touch was written in the presence of some moldly wood paneling and one or six blacklight posters.
However, since dude employs terms like “beeftusk” and “spamhammer” in his ode for affection of the naked variety, we can bet he’s gonna get an A in that Creative Writing course at Delaware County Community College.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 at 9:35 am.