You know, that is, when he’s not trying to keep fetuses alive and prevent dicks from being in asses.
Santorum also raised $10G from Wal-Mart’s PAC and has pushed most of the mega-retailer’s D.C. interests — paying less overtime, protection from lawsuits, and freedom from the inheritance tax, among other things.
But what wasn’t reported — until [...]

But you know what? It has nothing to do with steroids and gambling. So why is he being singled out now?
Former Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra joked in the past about the “special vitamins” he took to help him bulk up in 1993.
Oh, because it turns out that he was always kind of dumb, too.
Inky: Fatnecks [...]

Oh, c’mon, You know that shit is funny.

Hey, so, last night, Philebrity helped our good friends at AKA Music break in their spankin’ new location at 27 N. 3rd Street. As it happened, Audible was slated to provide music the very same night one of their tunes was set to air on The OC. So it was this crazy mashup of a [...]

….is going to see Dizzee tonight compliments of Beggars / Matador and your friendly neighborhood Philebrity. Upon winning, Joe shrieked “Winning with Captain Freeshit is better than three strong beers and a sloppy game of pool at the Ministry of Information.”
Joe, the Ministry is sooooooooo Early Spring ‘04.

Because we have a problem. Whether you’re Jonathan Valania, Dan DeLuca or the guys who actually came up with the concept in the first place, we need to somehow un-clusterfuck you. You’re blocking all the new ideas, and all of the girls are starting to leave the party. We hope you’ll understand. Thanks.
Inky: Lick My [...]

A cautionary tale:
Irwin called it a “classic case of animal hoarding.” She said animal welfare workers, some wearing respirators, removed 15 dead cats, and containers holding other remains, from the house on Hollins Road, Wednesday, after serving a search warrant on Carol Dewey, 61, and her mother, Blanche Jones, 87.
Twenty-two live cats and a dog, [...]

>>> Ok, so, sorry to be posting this so late, but do not let that diminish how very STRONGLY we are recommending you go hang tonight at Set Me Free, the new bonesmashing, get-wrecked monthly mindmeld brought to you by the same folks who said yo with Intensified, Cream Yur Jeans and Artschoolhouseparty. Ordinarily, that [...]

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We saw this in the new issue of Philth, and frankly, we are humbled at its awesomeness. It’s breaking our fucking brains. Thank you, God. This almost makes up for NaziPope.
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We’re announcing our winners at 5 pm today, so this is your last chance for a free pair of tickets. Again, email to promos@philebrity.com gets you entered.

>>> Can somebody, anybody, direct us to a copy of the Grape Street Gazette? We hear it’s raprockdouchebagalicious and informative to boot!
>>> What the fuck is up with Icepack actually being entertaining this week? Notice we said “entertaining,” not “coherent.” Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
>>> Why does Michael Smerconish have the musical taste of [...]

Just when you thought the world was turning into an old Knot’s Landing episode for Cecily Tynan, woo! Look out! Here comes the Monica Malpass Melodrama Mashup!
Meanwhile, Malpass’ bid to toss the prenuptial agreement she signed with Cutler has been squashed by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, which refused to hear the case. In August, her [...]

Why is it that every time there’s big news for Catholics, your first instinct is to go out and photograph boys?
Inky: Habemus Hotyoungboysam

And it looks a lot like L-U-V!
…Therefore we were forced just to take in the sheer creepiness of the man himself: lumpen form in exaggeratedly weird clothing, extra-super-thick glasses, oddly puffy lips and affected, heavily enunciated way of speaking. All of which were the precursor to the creepiest thing: the soft, unnaturally [...]

Riding a high from heroin, Xanax and crack cocaine, James Goode, nephew of former Mayor Wilson Goode, allegedly smacked around a naked woman strapped to a chair and hit her in the head with a hammer.
No word yet on whether or not the plastique explosive found in the man’s Radio Shack remote control car was [...]

Of all the high-concept, harebrained Stay Loose rock’n’roll fiascos, MOLLYTRONIX is gonna take the cake.

Let the quibbling begin. Tom Ferrick is the first out of the gate today with this bit of moral relativism:
John Street one of America’s worst mayors? Give me a break.
John Street isn’t even one of Philadelphia’s worst mayors.
Inky: I Won Worst Mayor And All I Got Was This Lousy Column
Backstory: What, Me Worry?

We got all excited and thought it was for upskirt photography. No such luck: She was really just documenting things. Too bad — get a load of the ass on this demolished building!

“IF HOWARD ESKIN continues to trash my show, I will reveal things about him that he does not want revealed,” says Angelo Cataldi.
Huh. What could those things be? That the fur coat is actually a full-body merkin? That Eskin is a long lost brother to that guy who sells suits on TV and says, “Yeh [...]

>>> Because what’s up? Edie Sedgwick, Dyke and The Motherfucking Clash are getting their high-concept Monday night dirt on at Silk City. Oh, you don’t know? Edie Sedgwick need to be slapped for copping that name, but the idea behind it is entertaining, at least: All of their songs are about famous people. Peep the [...]