Sorry, but no matter what, it’s just not funny. Oh, you like watching all the shuckin’ and jivin’ on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Or going to those zany ComedSportz shows where they pick you out of the audience so you can be uncomfortable with the way some goateed waste of life in his mid-30s is sucking on a popsicle for laffs? Newsflash: You’re a fucking loser. Just look at these dudes. Can somebody say Drama Nerds? Jesus. And now we have to read about them. Great. Just let me cue up the Dave Matthews Band and put on my Tevas, you know, so I can really relax and get into the funny.
PW: “You’re hula-hooping with a mud flap in place of the hula hoop while balancing a baby on your head!”
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This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 at 10:14 am.