Ok, well, when the big story about the Strawbridge and Clothier men’s room being a portal to Dionysian paradise broke on Friday, we were already out the door. Our bad. But we’re gonna try to make good. If you are a bored-at-work reader, we implore you to pen your very own limerick about the story. Like so:

One afternoon while shopping for britches,
I felt a need to use the Men’s at Strawbridges.
I popped into the loo,
Emerged covered in goo,
I’ll be back for Clover Day with all of my bitches!

The best entries will be published on the site, and one grand prize winner will get free shit (concert tix, music, etc.) Go with god, young limerick-makers!
Inky: Third Floor! Women’s Hoisery, Camping Gear, Housewares And HOT STEAMY MANLOVE
UPDATE: As of 3pm, these limericks are coming in fast and furious, like a hard, pounding, um, poem. So we actually went and found some real prizes to give away. Since we’re feeling crazy 90s today, two grand prize winners will get a Nirvana DVD/poster/postcard pack. Sample the goods here:
Classic Albums: Nirvana preview [Real]
Classic Albums: Nirvana preview [Windows]
You must submit your limerick no later than 6pm tonight. After all, you’re supposed to be slacking off at work, not being all take-home-test and shit. Winners will be announced tomorrow morning. Go!

This entry was posted on Monday, April 25th, 2005 at 9:43 am.