Spring Fever Strikes Pressler
And it looks a lot like L-U-V!
…Therefore we were forced just to take in the sheer creepiness of the man himself: lumpen form in exaggeratedly weird clothing, extra-super-thick glasses, oddly puffy lips and affected, heavily enunciated way of speaking. All of which were the precursor to the creepiest thing: the soft, unnaturally smooth palm he offered for shaking at the end. We left skeeved and feeling dirty…
God, Pressler, you make us sound so nasty. Oh, wait, you were talking about someone else. Sigh.
Pressler: Puffy Lips, Warm Heart










