Rumblings: Everybody Do The Lost-Your-Shit-On-Craigslist Shuffle
>>> “Dude, fucking whatever. It’s so obvious that she like totally loves me or has issues or something.”
>>> “Honey, while eBay was down, I just noticed that our marraige was falling apart. Whoops! Ebay’s back up! TTYL!”
>>> “Silence, please. I’m about to let my misery destroy all syntax until we are a crumbly mess of uncapitalized words, poorly punctuated, and thus, seriously, seriously goth.”
