Doc Watson’s Update: More Screwed Today Than Yester-day
Bot not as much as to-mor-row!
Bar owner Daniel Flynn, 36, was arrested after, according to a police report, locking a large group of minors in his one-bedroom apartment on the fourth floor of the building to hide them from police. Police had initially responded to a call about loud music when they saw underage folks at a bar. They made eight underage drinking arrests and one for posession of narcotics.
Then, say police, Flynn announced that all underage persons were to proceed to the third floor, and later announced they should head to the fourth floor.
A veritable Noah’s Ark of underage drinkers! Except, you know, instead of two of everything, it’s 88. And there’s only underage drinkers. No giraffes. Weeeeeee!
Dan Gross: Girl I’ll House You
