All-in trip to Cancun: $758.
Sweet Vuarnet shades: $53.
Grooving to Black Eyed Peas while “hot wetbacks” wait on you: $30
Texting mom while on GHB: $20 for 1500 messages a month.
Convincing Muffy you’re now down with “reclaiming your virginity”: Priceless.
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This entry was posted on Monday, March 21st, 2005 at 2:26 pm.