That’s right, Mr. Holding-the-Torch-for-Modern-Rock. You won’t have Y-100 to soundtrack your life of total and utter mediocrity anymore. Why, pray tell? Amidst rumors and speculation and emails and oh my, the word has come down that Y-100 is changing formats and staff and in fact, will cease to be, and grant the wishes of everyone who’s ever happened upon the station, only to be greeted by a fucking Goldfinger song or some such shit like that. It is to be smoten — SMOTEN, you heard me! — from the dial like so much dead air. May it rest in peace, and may the inevitable become true: those fat fucks Preston And Steve will forever be banished to WMMR in the mornings, where they can eat Snackwells and drink Red Bull, safe in the knowledge that no one except for Otto the School Bus Driver is listening.
FMQB: Long Live Rock And Roll, Because This Was Not That
UPDATED: Pathetic.

This entry was posted on Thursday, February 24th, 2005 at 12:32 pm.