Watch as Pat Berkery, by proxy, pledges the Inky’s love for white parents forevermore!

Parents, I went on a little reconnaissance mission at the Electric Factory Saturday night, and I’m happy to report that your teenage daughters are safe with 22-year-old lightweight pop star Ryan Cabrera.

Mom and Dad, spring will be a little early this year.
Inky: Good Boys, Not Baby Daddies!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 at 7:57 am.