Today is an important day in Philebrity history: Wonky McPiece over here is our first 100% homosexual Cute Boy Alert. So say hello to Ryan Creed, quite possibly the single most gorgeous cutlet of man we have ever hipped you to. Ryan moved to Philly last year, and almost immediately began assembling a cabal of fag hags that will soon outnumber the Kiss Army. According to them, Ryan:
-Will cut you with his rapier-like wit!
-Thinks ‘Interpol sucks’!
-Beat out a crowd of office ladies in a company-wide bakeoff!
-Has a bedroom that will dazzle with its pink & red heart, crepe streamer and silver tinsel-festooned prom theme!
-Will lose his glasses, only to find them in his coat closet, his bed, or maybe on his head!
-Likes eating cake frosting out of the jar!
-Will take Hollywood by storm with his endlessly clever screenplay for ‘Amelia Bedelia Saves the Day’!
Wait, did you hear that sound? That was the sound of Philebrity totally switching teams. This dude is like the Jackie Robinson of CBA’s! We feel so Stonewall.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 at 3:38 pm.