Readers Write: Wing Famine To Destroy Superbowl Sunday In Fishtown?

It’s rumored that there is a Fishtown Buffalo Wing famine.
No word on how Fishtowners will meet their nutritional needs this Superbowl Sunday.
Mayor is calling for famine relief concert featuring Lilys, Mazarin and a re-grouped Valsalva.
Let’s hope those center city types reach out, open their wallets and help.
(No word on supplies of cartons of Arctic Ice Iced Tea).

As always, Philebrity promises to keep you abreast of this important and potentially explosive situation.

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