All The Amenities You Could Want When Shooting Someone In The Face
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The suites range from studios to two-bedroom units, with prices from $189 to $269. The longer the stay, the lower the rate.
All have fully equipped kitchens with dishwashers and sofa-beds in the sitting-room areas. Hotel staff will grocery-shop for guests at no extra charge, and wash their dirty dishes. The hotel also offers free hot breakfast and dinner buffets for guests.
We shouldn’t poke fun, but seriously: Why in the hell is this in this DN story?
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