So, yes, we went to the Puma/Chromeo party at the Puma store on Walnut St. on Wednesday. We were able to snap a few shots before the batteries that we swapped out from the vibrator died. Oh, well, we tried. Anyway, it could have been a total bust: Chromeo was held in Canada due to “immigration issues,” which we assume is the new way of saying, “No way in hell am I winging all the way down to Philly. I’m in Toronto, for chrissakes. Have you seen how hot all the girls are here? Now pass me some of those cheap and almost legal drugs!”

The line outside: Could have been worse.

But this, this is the beer line. We shit you not. Banoodles.

At one point, we discovered that someone at the Puma store had apparently captured and beheaded an Urban Outfitters buyer, petrified them and put them in a glass case like St. Nuemann. Spooooky!

But, in the end, there was free booze. We maintained. Hakuna matata!

This entry was posted on Friday, January 14th, 2005 at 2:49 pm.