Rumblings: Crummery, Mummery, And Sublime
>>> Oh, for the love of Christ. Rittenhouse Review is claiming not to know who we are because he’s all in a tizzy that we got a higher grade on the PhillyMag blog round-up. This is slightly akin to two camp counselors getting into an argument about whose team of retards deserved to win the potato sack race more. Hide your shame, Ritt. Everyone knows the Special Olympics are rigged anyway. We’re all winners here.
>>> Did you sleep/OD straight through Saturday and miss the entire Mummer’s Parade? Sigh. Bella Vista Social Club has you covered.
>>> Homemade Team Zissou Adidas on eBay. For the naughty, fey sailor in your life. [Link courtesy ThighsWideShut]
