Breaking: Children Are Horrible And Cruel
And not only are they ugly and smelly and unable to party, they’ve also figured out a fresh way to make the Internet hell! I know that sounds redundant, but c’mon, they’re kids. It’s new to them.
Inky: Cyberbullies Are Threatening Your Safe Suburban Home. Please Subscribe To Our Newspaper Now, Since We’ve Alienated All The City Dwellers With Bullshit Exposes Such As This One
