Take The Daily News “Where Am I Now?” Quiz
No, seriously. The People Paper is appealing to its stoned-losers contingent today with it’s own little version of “Dude, Where’s My Year?” Suspiciously absent from the quiz is the following question:
Why is John Street continuing to let our city shrink back into its former ’80s Eastern-Bloc self?
A. Too much office time spent looking at Russian porn.
B. Recently re-inspired by an “urban squalor chic” spread he caught in English Vogue.
C. Because he’s gotta bide the time some old way until The Commodores demand their haircut back.
D. Just to see if he can.
