I mean, seriously. Philebrity didn’t even know you played for the Iggles until we read it in your obit. Which sort of begs the question, why were we reading your obit in the first place? (We only got into football earlier this year to compensate when the other kids started calling us “gay.”) But let’s not make this about us. Let’s make it about you. Reggie White, you seemed like a cool guy. We’re sorry you’re dead.
ABC News: Reggie White, Major Football Dude, Dead Way Early

This entry was posted on Monday, December 27th, 2004 at 4:21 am.