Nothing Says Philly Xmas Like “Meltdown”
And all the while, the rest of the world snickers. Nice job, you fucking losers.
PHILADELPHIA - US Airways started delivering luggage to passengers Sunday after suffering what its chief executive called an “operational meltdown,” while Comair put some of its passenger planes back in the air a day after canceling all of its 1,100 flights.
The source of that meltdown? Hundreds of airline workers being all like, “F this, I’m going to my sister’s to watch 24 hours of A Christmas Story. So what if I get fired. I’m fucking throwing bags onto a dolly for a living.”
Seattle Times: You Think We’re Coffee-Slinging Pussies? Hey, At Least Our Airport Is Not Code For “I Give Up!”
Southern Illinoisian: We’re Hicks With Low Expectations And Even We Think This Is Lame!
KYW: Motherfuckers STILL Stranded At Airport! Happy Super Jesus Day, Bitches!
