New Alt-Rag Begs Question: Why Are You Doing This To Yourself?

new cityIndeed, that’s all we could think when a reader tipped us off to New City: Philadelphia, a new monthly going-out tabloid that feels like nothing so much as a good, solid frat-hazing anal rape weekend at Rowan. All articles about Glam and local-ish reality TV hotties well past their respective shelf-lives. Oddly, it’s based in NoLibs, which makes it seem even weirder and sadder, as if they are actually within 50 yards of someone who might have a clue, but they. Just. Can’t. Make it. To the door. Don’t worry, no link: These fools have no website yet. But trust us: This thing is out there. Like HPV.

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