This Evening: The Biggest [Hiccup!] Drinking [Hiccup!] Night Of The [Hiccup!] Year!
>>> Perhaps there is no better way to prepare yourself for a day of all-American fogginess and half-shame with your parents than to rock it tonight at Hollertronix at UACA Hall. Just think of it: a handful of those oddly mind-erasing Obolons (the Ukrainian beer that it seems only the UACA sells), a bit of yayo and an evening of Lil’ Jon. Where you end up by the end of the night is up to you, but just remember: You’re going to have kiss your mother with that mouth in the morning.
>>> Fearful of big crowd-y club things? Alright, lameass. Pack yourself into the sardine tin that is Bar Noir for Modern Drunkard’s weekly “Family Reunion” soul party with Steve & Lex. We caught these guys spinning at JB’s the other night, and they’re highly recommended.
>>> And, as we mentioned a couple other times, there’s always the PaperStreet/Josh Wink all-night k-hole at Transit. Remember, though: No Tara Reid. Just lots of Tara Reid understudies.
