Hey, remember that Paper Street/Josh Wink Thanksgiving eve party that we so totally clowned last week? Get this: It was just announced that Tara Reid and Billly Zane are the guests of honor. Totally not shitting you. Well, one thing is for sure; it’s a really good thing that we are such fucking awesometastical ass-kissers. What’s up, Tommy?
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UPDATED: Apparently, this is totally untrue. We got punked by PaperStreet. TouchÈ, douchebags. In reply, we can only ask: Is it too much to want all the fake tits at your parties to actually mean something?

This entry was posted on Monday, November 22nd, 2004 at 9:43 am.