Oh my God, no wonder these kids come out as such a raging pack of douchey-lou’s. In the continuing story of America’s ever-extending of childhood, Penn kids now have “monitors” at parties, just so things stay “safe.” On one hand, it’s like: It sucks to be you. On the other: Oh, it still also sucks to be you. Hey, look at how that worked out!
Daily Pennsylvanian: Safe In Our Lameness

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 17th, 2004 at 3:29 pm.