Rumblings: Bands, Buffoons and Boys!
>>> As we reported last week, local boys Hail Social have been in the midst of a back-and-forth bidding war with any number of labels. We’re hearing most recently that it looks like they’re gonna sign with Capitol Records. Damn! Nice.
>>> Meanwhile, hip-hop homos V.I.P., weirdly enough, are looking for a drummer. What on earth could this possibly mean?
>>> Confused and not sure what to do with that Ashlee Simpson CD now that you know she’s a dirty, un-rockist fake? Child, in your hour of need, you can always go here.
>>> And finally a plea: We know it’s been a while since we’ve done a Cute Boy Alert. Sadly, we just don’t have the time to stalk around for delicious man-meat the way we used to. So we’re asking for your help. Send us your nominations for CBA at tips@philebrity.com. It can be someone you know, someone you don’t, or hell, it can be yourself. What we can offer in return is just this, the simple knowledge that the last two Cute Boy Alerts are now world famous (well, Philebrity famous, anyway) and getting more ass than a toilet seat.
