BREAKING: Voting Machines In Philly: They Work!
See? These Republican dicks will stop at NOTHING. With CNN reporting that Philly voting machines today came “pre-loaded” with Democrats, citing a sort of “vote odometer” in the back of the machine, GOP Douchebags were demanding that all city voting machines be impounded. WTF. Turns out, those counters are simply a measure of how many votes have ever been logged on those machines. Nice one. Meanwhile, hysteria. The only thing “pre-loaded” around here is us.
Daily Kos: Philly Fraud, Debunked
Drudge: I’m An Asshole
Note: Stay tuned as Philebrity updates on the election throughout the day.






