Now look at what those mean old Quakers are doing now: Harassin’ the former Miss Arkansas (1958!!!), who, yeah, does sound a little batty. How’d they twist her up so bad? With old-man porn! And pamphlets! And truly horrendous fashion advice.
Daily News: Knockin’ Boots With Bill Killed My Quaker Career
Related: The Official Miss Arkansas Home Page (Warning: Fugly)

This entry was posted on Friday, October 29th, 2004 at 7:57 pm.