Urban Outfitters Quadruple-illionizes Profits, Forms New 527 Group:
“Obliquely Hip Penn Students For Truth”
I keep staring at this graphic, man, and it’s kind of blowing my mind. I mean, look at that arc: Is the world getting more uncool, or less uncool? I mean, because if this means that less people are shopping at, like, Old Navy, that’s good, right? Because, like, Old Navy clothes make you look like you’ve given up. But if it also means, that the profits are going up because of the diligent research of 12-year-old coolhunters who are too young to work and don’t understand irony anyway, then that would be bad. I think. Shit, I just don’t know. But look at that graphic. Are you hungry? You are? Far out.
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