It’s Tuesday, So It Must Be Time For This Week’s Edition Of THE REAL WORLD PHILLY DRINKING GAME!!!
1. Anytime MJ mentions “the North,” drink once and hug the person next to you.
2. Can you spy Swanky Bubbles? Drink twice for even knowing what that place looks like, you fucking dork.
3. Anytime an ad for the new season of Viva La Bam is shown, drink once and shout, “Honissly dawg? Eye knowe that dude! He was at my birfdey pawrty!”
4. You are actually thinking that you’d do the one with the fake breastesses, aren’t you? Drink thrice. You need to recalibrate them goggles.
5. Each time a Philly nightclub is mentioned by name (Shampoo, et al.) drink once and punch the person next to you in the groin. As hard as you can.
Related: TelevisionWithoutPity’s Episode Guide
