New Feature: ChokeWatrol
We’ll say it right now: Honestly, we have no use for the football here at Philebrity. So we’re going to give it to you straight. Sooner or later — and we’re guessing sooner — the Iggles are gonna choke. Big time. Why? Because that’s what Philly teams do. So in the interest of softening the blow for readers, we’re going to start talking about the silver lining before they shit the bed. Bearing that in mind… Hey, man, it’s a good thing they didn’t make it. Just think of the sweatpants riot this town would have if they actually made it to the Super Bowl. Please send us your doomy rationales. Maybe we’ll print one!
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