Amanda Kimmel (huh?) Reports:
Karamo Convices The Capitol Years To Question Their Sexuality
“So we all know that The Capitol Years are MTV whores, following the use of their song in commercials for The Sunday Stew (and their tour van truly is pimped, by the way). Last night, they proved why Carson Daley hand-picked them for several appearances on his late night debacle, by dropping down and getting their eagle on at The Real World House for some city-sponsored big-wig throwdown. As I lounged on MJ’s bed, wishing I’d had a chance to get busy with him, I watched Shai Halperin jump up and down on the red velvet couches. At the end of their set, Sir Kyle Lloyd caused a ruckus when he threw a tamborine through the phone room window- causing the ultra cosmopolitan, young professional crowd to gawk in horror at the destruction of their generation’s landmark. The host, John Street, made a brief appearance and encouraged the crowd to take advantage of the open bar and get drunk (I knew there was a reason why I voted for him). The best part of the evening, however, was when I had the opportunity to confess my transgressions against the Khyber and apologized to Stacie George in the vault. As for the Capitol Years, they expressed their gratitude for the opportunity to perform to a multi-racial crowd, rather than their typical trustafarian/suburban-outfittered audience.”
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